Sketches include a meeting between Charles and Aubrey whilst shopping, two tramps discuss marriage, a milkman delivers the Christmas message, two workers escape the weather to do the crossword and discuss the future, we have a song by the Stereo Santas, we go to the western front with a couple of soldiers, we go to court for a variety of quizzes, Lightweight Louie Danvers sings us a country song, two tramps discuss weight and memory, Ronnie tells us about his record sales and tells us a joke about a lady who stows away to America, we hear 'The Ballad of Snivelling and Grudge, and the two Ronnies conclude the show with a song for us.
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