The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
Bette Davis/Richard Pryor (1983)
Johnny Carson: Self - Host
Quotes
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Johnny Carson : [reading an audience member's comment] "My romantic fantasy is to have my wife come to bed before your show comes on. She stays up every night to watch you, and I get cheated on my sex life."... Well... Gaspar, you'll just have to put on a better show than I do.
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Johnny Carson : [reading an audience member's choice of an ideal romantic partner] "I would pick Tommy Newsom, because he is so cute and cuddly, like a teddy bear."
Ed McMahon : Tommy's not here tonight.
Johnny Carson : He also has the hormones of a teddy bear.
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Johnny Carson : You've been described as a... a, uh, legend... um, an extraordinary actress. How - how would you like to be best remembered?
Bette Davis : As a good worker.
Johnny Carson : Just a good, solid professional?
Bette Davis : I have adored the work.
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Bette Davis : [on her early movies] The first two years, I did - every one I didn't want to do. Oh, yes - Parachute Jumper... Housewife...
Johnny Carson : [noting her list of credits] I saw that - now, I don't remember Parachute Jumper.
Bette Davis : Bureau of Miss - oh, they don't put those on television, thank God.
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Bette Davis : [on Johnny's guests] You mean some people do not show, but don't call?
Johnny Carson : It has happened, where...
Bette Davis : It has really happened?
Johnny Carson : Yeah, where somebody - you'll just hear that they're not feeling well, and...
Bette Davis : And so they don't bother to call?
Johnny Carson : Yeah.
Bette Davis : Chaaarming.
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Bette Davis : [on Superman's romantic liaisons] Does he do it differently as Superman?
Richard Pryor : Well, he does it faster.
Johnny Carson : ...Unfortunately, Lois Lane is wearing a kryptonite coil.