Tia Texada: Maritza Cruz

Quotes 

• Maritza Cruz : [during roll call]  Sorry to interrupt kindergarten, but I need, um, Boscorelli.

  Lieutenant Swersky : For the whole tour?

  Maritza Cruz : I'll get him back when I can.

  Maurice Boscorelli : Duty calls, boys. Think of me fondly with every parking ticket you issue.

• Maritza Cruz : Why do uniforms act like they've never seen a woman? Every time I'm around them, I feel like I need a bath. It's like their eyes are actually leaving drool all over me.