- Fez: Mister Red, always remember: a mother's goodness is carried on forever by her sons.
- [Marty starts to cry]
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Have you met my sister, Marty?
- [Eric talks to his Grandma]
- Eric Forman: I don't think being nice for a whole day would kill you.
- [Grandma falls over and dies]
- Eric Forman: I killed her. She was old, and the shock of her grandson telling her that she was nasty killed her.
- Donna Pinciotti: Have you talked to Red about this?
- Eric Forman: I'm not talking to my Dad about this! Do you remember how angry he got when I didn't rake the yard? And this is like, twice as bad.
- [Red is seen from the point of view of Grandma Forman in her coffin]
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Well, Ma, I... Oh, for God's sake!
- Funeral Director: Oh, sorry. Those should be closed.
- [the funeral director closes Grandma Forman's eyes]
- [Eric showing Red and Kitty Grandma Forman's dead body in the Vista Cruiser]
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Okay, here's the part where I get lost. How did she hit the sidewalk?
- Eric Forman: She fell over when I opened the door.
- Reginald "Red" Forman: *And what was going through your head when you did that?*
- Kitty Forman: Oh, sure. Yell at him, Red. It's not like he's going through enough seeing his dead grandmother.
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Eric, take your mother in the house. She's hysterical.
- Steven Hyde: Hey, Forman, you have any naked pictures of your Grandma?
- Eric Forman: [shocked] No!
- Steven Hyde: [hands him a box of old photography supplies and laughs diabolically] You do now!
- Kitty Forman: Now, Red, honey, I-I don't think that you're really mad at Marty. I think you are just going through one of the five stages of dealing with death.
- Reginald "Red" Forman: What are you talking about?
- Kitty Forman: There are five stages: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance.
- Reginald "Red" Forman: I have two stages: anger and drinking.