- E.L. 'Tenspeed' Turner: What are you doing?
- Lionel Whitney: Calling the police.
- E.L. 'Tenspeed' Turner: No, no, bad move. You'll never explain two stiffs in one day to Lt. Blitz.
- Lionel Whitney: I wish you wouldn't call poor Marty a stiff.
- Sylvia Huckerman: I've been walking up and down this street for the last hour, I didn't wanna bother you... and I shouldn't.
- Lionel Whitney: Of course you should, Sylvia, of course you should! Who else do you bother except me, not that it's any bother.
- Streeter: Look, Huckerman, I'm tired of telling you: whoopee cushions and practical jokes have no place on the floor of a brokerage house.