- Coach Fortner: Stop the match!
- [the ref pulls Vin off Steve]
- Coach Fortner: I have a shocking announcement. In my hand I hold a yearbook.
- [the audience gasps]
- Coach Fortner: I haven't gotten to the shocking part yet! What is wrong with you people?... This year book is five years old and-
- [they gasp again. Coach makes sounds of frustration]
- Coach Fortner: ... and it has a picture of Vin the Pin Williams. He graduated already, he's a ringer.
- [silence]
- Coach Fortner: Now you can gasp!
- [They gasp. He points to Vin]
- Coach Fortner: You, disqualified.
- [Goes to Steve]
- Coach Fortner: You, the winner!
- Kyle: Hello, last boy! Hey, I made a pun.
- Steve Beauchamp: That wasn't a pun.
- Kyle: What is it?
- Steve Beauchamp: Uhhhh, unprovoked abuse?