- Steve Beauchamp: Thanks, Jessica. Bye.
- [hangs up]
- Steve Beauchamp: All right! I've got a date with Jessica Fishman!
- Marty DePolo: [who was really on the phone] Oh no!
- [drops the phone]
- Marty DePolo: I have a date with Steve Beauchamp!
- Pam: Oh, honey. Let me give you some advice about dating. Whatever you do, don't listen to me.
- Steve Beauchamp: Thanks, Pam. I'll do that.
- Pam: No, don't do that. That's the point.
- Judy Beauchamp: Heaven is a very special place. All your loved ones go there.
- Katie Beauchamp: Even my sea-monkeys?
- Judy Beauchamp: Even your sea-monkeys.
- Katie Beauchamp: So everything you flush down the toilet goes to heaven.
- Judy Beauchamp: Well, not everything.
- Marty DePolo: Jessica Fishman just said 'Thanks, Steve', to you!
- Steve Beauchamp: This is even better than the time she said 'Hi, Dave' to me!