- Bo Gumbs: [talking to the bellboy in an eerie hotel, before making a speech in his campaign for governor] Hey, you wanna know what politics is really all about?
- Peter: Oh, yes sir!
- Bo Gumbs: Well, you better sit down for this. Son, politics is a game. Ain't nothin' to do with the issues. It's a show! That's right. People wanna have a good time. You make them laugh, and they'll love ya for it!