Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)
Werewolf Concerto (1992)
John Kassir: Crypt Keeper
Quotes
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Crypt Keeper : This is your brain.
[puts his right hand over the brain on a plate]
Crypt Keeper : This is your brain on drugs.
[places the brain on a frying pan as it then cuts to another brain on a plate]
Crypt Keeper : And this is your brain after watching "Tales from the Crypt."
[strikes the brain with the hammer as it pans up to show the Crypt Keeper]
Crypt Keeper : Evening creeps. We interrupt your regularly scheduled terrorvision program to bring you a bit of culture. That's right kiddies. Tonight instead of rotting your grave matter, I'm going to improve it with a tasteful tale about someone who just can't fright the feeling. I call it Werewolf Concerto.
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Crypt Keeper : Poor Lokai. Thought he was starring a labooem, turns out he was second lead in "Romeo and Ghouliet." I hope you're not cultured out kiddies because the next part of our program is a little part that I've been working on. I hope you like the goreography. Whenever you're ready, Isadora!
[throws the skeleton girl where it it lands with a crunch]
Crypt Keeper : Mmm... I guess it's back to the corpse du ballet for her.