- Claude de Terre: You are as phoney as a smile on a dentist, monsieur.
- Gunther Kashbag: Monsieur, I have a B.A., M.A. and P.H.D.
- Claude de Terre: What you do not have any longer is a J.O.B.!
- Gunther Kashbag: J.O.B.?
- Claude de Terre: Job, you idiot! Gunther Kash-Bag, you are fired!
- Gunther Kashbag: Tomorrow you are going to strike gold, proffesseur, of that I am certain.
- Claude de Terre: If I had one Franc for every time I heard that.
- Gunther Kashbag: Then you would be able to buy yourself a gigantic pillow on which to lay your extraordinarily huge head.