John Hasler: T. Shirt

Quotes 

• Tow Ling : I just made up my first Egyptian joke.

  T. Shirt : Well let's hear it then?

  T. Shirt : My Pyramid's got no nose.

  T. Shirt : Well, how does it smell?

  Tow Ling : It Sphinx!

• T. Shirt : This is like that bit in Raiders of the Lost Ark, when they open up the ark and all those ghouls and flames come pouring out and burn holes in people.

  T. Bag : Ooh, just sounds like my kinda thing!