John Hasler: T. Shirt

Quotes 

• T. Bag : Oh, I do hope you weren't referring to my singing.

  [keeps humming] 

  T. Shirt : Oh, oh, singing, that's what it was, I thought a lovesick moose was running amock in a bagpipe testing factory.

  T. Bag : Oh Shirty, when they made you they threw away the mold but the mould kept growing and growing over that rotten thing you call a brain.

• T. Bag : They're still talking about my last performance in the Flugelfurt opera house.

  T. Shirt : That's true, during the interval she had half a pint of largo, came on in the second half completely pizzicato.

  T. Bag : Get off this stage, you uncultured twerp! You wouldn't know your arias from your elbows.

• T. Bag : I'm rehearsing an opera, will you kindly both vacate my stage and allow me to brush up my bolero.

  T. Shirt : Sounds painful, come on Tow Ling, let's leave the diva in peace.