T.Bag and the Sunstones of Montezuma (TV Series)
Ra Ra Rasputin (1992)
Brenda Longman: Tsarina
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Quotes
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Tsarina Alexsis Nobov Serfeivna Ranevskya : Doctor Popov, t-t-this, this buzzing in the ears, eh... is it bad?
Doctor Popov : What is bad? Is waking up in the middle of the night and finding your legs have fallen off bad?
Tsarina Alexsis Nobov Serfeivna Ranevskya : Yes!
Doctor Popov : Then it is bad.
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Tsarina Alexsis Nobov Serfeivna Ranevskya : Doctor Popov you are a doctor, say you can save me?
[pleading]
Tsarina Alexsis Nobov Serfeivna Ranevskya : Say you can save me?
[screaming]
Tsarina Alexsis Nobov Serfeivna Ranevskya : Say you can save me?
Doctor Popov : Alright I can save you.
Tsarina Alexsis Nobov Serfeivna Ranevskya : You're just saying that!
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Tsarina Alexsis Nobov Serfeivna Ranevskya : Guards, there, there is a thief in the palace.
T. Bag : [dressed as a guard] Oh yes, not a little blonde girl with a face you'd love to slap, huh?
Tsarina Alexsis Nobov Serfeivna Ranevskya : Yes, that's the one.
T. Bag : I thought as much, it's the notorious Penny pee-wee pincher, public enemy numero uno.
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T. Bag : Pee-Wee!
Penny Hunt : T.Bag!
Tsarina Alexsis Nobov Serfeivna Ranevskya : Grigori.
Doctor Popov : Your Majesty, your Majesty.
Tsarina Alexsis Nobov Serfeivna Ranevskya : Grigori.
Penny Hunt : T.Bag!
T. Bag : Pee-Wee!
T. Shirt : Oh that's right everybody just ignore me! I'm only the T-Caddy.
T. Bag : Shut up.
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Tsarina Alexsis Nobov Serfeivna Ranevskya : Grigori, you clever, clever man. You have apprehended the thief.
Doctor Popov : Yeah, eh, pardon?
Penny Hunt : Eh, he didn't apprehend me, I apprehended him.
Tsarina Alexsis Nobov Serfeivna Ranevskya : Silence, wicked hussy.
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Tsarina Alexsis Nobov Serfeivna Ranevskya : Pop off, Popov and fetch a priest. We shall be wed at once.