T.Bag and the Pearls of Wisdom (TV Series)

Tut Tut (1990)

John Hasler: T. Shirt, Prince Tutankhamun

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Quotes 

• The High Priest : Now then, young man, you know you have to have your bath.

  Prince Tutankhamun : Oh, well all right. I suppose it will give me a chance to calculate the specific gravity of the water.

  The High Priest : [forced laugh]  Why can't he play with a rubber duck like all the other boys?

• The High Priest : I've brought someone to meet you. Someone who's going to play with you.

  Prince Tutankhamun : [Prince Tut sighs deeply]  Yes, I thought we could start with a little game of-

  [seeing his face] 

  Prince Tutankhamun : T-Shirt!

  Prince Tutankhamun : A little game of T-Shirt? what are you talking about?

• T. Bag : Oh, Oooh! The pain!

  [gasps for air] 

  T. Bag : Oh, the pain!

  T. Shirt : Where is the pain?

  T. Bag : Oh! It's standing right in front of me, with an idiotic look on it's face, that's where the pain is!