Elizabeth Estensen: T. Bag

Quotes 

• T. Bag : Silver did you say?

  Scrap Harry : That's right, darlin', I've got the lot 'ere.

  T. Bag : And where there's silver, there's smarty-pants Deborah. She's bound to turn up sooner or later...

• Scrap Harry : What's the matter?

  T. Bag : [feigned sadness]  It's my little daughter.

  Scrap Harry : What about her?

  T. Bag : I can't find her anywhere. She was lost at sea a year ago. And I haven't seen her since.

  Scrap Harry : Oh dear.

  T. Bag : I've searched high and low. Oh my poor little baby darling Deborah. My little angel. All alone and lost in the great big world.

  Scrap Harry : Oh that's terrible.

  T. Bag : Terrible. It is terrible. I don't suppose you've come across her on your travels have you?

  Scrap Harry : [upset]  The poor lost little kid. She must be so lonely. Lonely and afraid.

  T. Bag : [impatient]  Alright. Alright. Have you seen her?

  Scrap Harry : I'm afraid not.

  T. Bag : Excellent! I mean what a pity...

• Scrap Harry : [about the disappearance of Debbie]  And now she's gone again! Gone. I feel sort of responsible.

  T. Bag : What do you mean sort of responsible? You're entirely responsible!

• T. Shirt : Cor... what a great balloon! Where did you get it from?

  T. Bag : That ridiculous Scrap Harry person gave it to me in return for all that junk.

  T. Shirt : You mean my toys! Oh great... then it must be mine!

  T. Bag : [bursts the balloon with a hairpin]  Oh what a shame! Did your balloon burst?