John Hasler: T. Shirt

Quotes 

• T. Bag : What's fidgety freckle-face up to now?

  T. Shirt : You mean Debbie?

  T. Bag : Oh please! Don't make my headache any worse than it is already!

• T. Bag : And another thing! I'll teach you to squirt water pistols at me!

  T. Shirt : I don't need you to teach me, I'm good at it already.

  T. Bag : I'm warning you boy. I'm in a particularly brutal mood this morning! I won't stand for this impertinence.

  T. Shirt : You could sit down then.

• T. Shirt : [to Debbie]  Come and join me, have a deckchair.

  T. Shirt : [Debbie inspects the deckchair conjured by T-Shirt]  Sit down, it won't bite you. Orange juice?

  T. Shirt : [Debbie inspects the drink conjured by T-Shirt]  Drink up! It's not poison.