Elizabeth Estensen: T. Bag

Quotes 

• T. Bag : I'm an archaeologist. My life is in ruins.

• T. Shirt : But it's Halloween! Everyone dresses up as ghosts and monsters.

  T. Bag : You're enough of a monster as it is!

• T. Bag : [watches Debbie with her saucer]  And there she is. Horrible as ever.

• T. Shirt : [with witches hat on his head]  While you're out, can I go out trick or treating please. Please!

  T. Bag : Absolutely not.

  T. Bag : [knocks the hat from T-Shirt's head]  Oh your hat's fallen off!

• Bobby Jobsworth : I saw a film once. Oh what was it? The Temple of Terror. Just like this it was. All spooky and weird. I was under the seat.

  T. Bag : What happened?

  Bobby Jobsworth : Well I'd spilt my popcorn you see...

• T. Bag : What a pity the hole is too small for us to get in.

  Bobby Jobsworth : [oblivious]  Yes, you're right.

  T. Bag : What a pity there isn't somebody smaller than us who might be able to crawl through.

  Bobby Jobsworth : [still oblivious]  Yes, what a shame.

  T. Bag : [frustrated]  What a pity there isn't some little girl wandering about who might be keen on getting her hands on that little gold bell in there.

  Bobby Jobsworth : Yes...