- The Toyman: [seeing Superman foil one of his plans] Him again. It appears we have a rival.
- [to his silent teddy bear next to him]
- The Toyman: Now, now, no need to curse, Teddy. We'll take care of Superman in due time. Nobody's going to come between my Darci and me.
- Superman: Kick. Left jab. Low kick. Left, right.
- The Toyman: What's he doing? He's trying to work out the ninja's moves. But the program is too complicated. He'll never figure it out.
- Lana Lang: Whether you're riding the surf at Waikiki or dodging small deluges at poolside, you'll be doing it in L.L.'s new swimwear this summer. Boldy cut and physique-friendly, L.L. lets you step out of your boring business clothes and become the person that you really are. Turning to the fall season, L.L. offers a complete line of showstoppers.
- Man: [She parks her car in a No Parking zone and steps out] Hey, lady, you can't park there, it's for emergencies only.
- Expensive Woman: Your definition of emergency is way too limited.
- [a loud crash is heard behind her as she turns around to see The Toyman's robot boxing kangaroo that Superman threw out of Darci's apartment suite has fallen on and crushed her car]
- Darci Mason: You couldn't leave me alone, could you, Winslow?
- The Toyman: You were made for me, Darci. You know that.
- Darci Mason: You may have given me life, Winslow, but I'm not going to settle for this miserable existence.
- [cocking a toy gun, she starts to malfunction]
- Darci Mason: I... can't.
- The Toyman: Of course you can't. You could never hurt me.
- Darci Mason: I want to... so badly.
- The Toyman: It's not part of your program, my love. You don't have the circuitry.
- [she tries to run away, but his sheriff grabs her with a lasso gun]
- The Toyman: This time, things will be different. Everything will be just perfect. And I can make it that way with a few small adjustments.
- Darci Mason: I'll never love you. Never.
- The Toyman: I know there's a place for me in your heart.
- [holding up and whirring a drill]
- The Toyman: I just have to find it.
- Clark Kent: This couldn't have been some random kidnapping. And she knows more about it than she told the police. I'm sure of it.
- Lana Lang: That's Darci. She takes reticence to a whole new plateau.
- The Toyman: Oh, this is just a small setback, Darci. From now on, we'll always be together. Always.
- [she kicks a control panel of his helicopter]
- The Toyman: What are you doing?
- Darci Mason: I can't hurt you, but I can destroy your toys.
- The Toyman: [she kicks the panel again] NOOOO!
- The Toyman: Don't tell me, sheriff. I can guess. Superman?
- [the toy sheriff shakes its decapitated head, a la nodding, then hands him a sweatshirt monogrammed "D.M."]
- The Toyman: [inhaling the scent] Oh, Darci.
- [a hotel room key falls out of a pocket]
- The Toyman: The Ridgemont. Room 1002.
- Clark Kent: [searching Darci's apartment] No photos, no letters. Not a hint of her past. What's your story, Darci?
- [opening the refrigerator and seeing it's empty]
- Clark Kent: I know these girls have to watch their figures, but not even a diet soda?
- Darci Mason: [entering] Hungry?
- Clark Kent: Uh...
- Darci Mason: Didn't I see you at the fashion show? You some kind of stalker?
- Clark Kent: No. I'm a reporter.
- Darci Mason: [picking up the phone and dialing 911] Even worse. At least stalkers are honest about what they do.
- Clark Kent: I'm also a friend of Lana's.
- [Darci hangs up]
- Clark Kent: She and I want to help you.
- Darci Mason: I'm a big girl, and I can take care of myself. Believe me.
- Clark Kent: After what happened yesterday, I'm a little skeptical...
- Darci Mason: [hearing a distant booming getting closer] What's that?
- Clark Kent: [a giant wind-up boxing kangaroo leaps onto her balcony] Get back.
- Jimmy Olsen: [taking pictures at a fashion show] I can't believe we're getting paid to do this.
- Clark Kent: Covering some fashion show? That's why I became a reporter, Jimmy.
- Jimmy Olsen: Come on, Clark. You can't tell me you're not excited about interviewing Darci Mason.
- Clark Kent: She's only a model. Besides, what's there to talk about? Eyeliner?
- Lana Lang: That's some makeover. Who are you, Darci? What are you?
- Darci Mason: Do you remember a doll they used to make? The Darci doll?
- [seeing Lana react]
- Darci Mason: I thought you would. When you were a child, it was every little girl's favorite. I'll bet you had the entire collection.
- Lana Lang: You're right. No wonder I chose you for my star model. But where did you come from?
- Darci Mason: Winslow Schott's toy factory.
- Lana Lang: The Toyman?
- Darci Mason: He wanted a companion. Someone with whom he could share his life.
- Lana Lang: Hasn't he ever heard of the personals?
- Darci Mason: You don't understand. He kept me prisoner in that arcade, like I was something you wind up or plug in. There's so much to see in the world, so much to do, and all Winslow wanted was to play with toys. I have to stop him once and for all, Lana. I wasn't supposed to feel this way. I wasn't supposed to feel anything, but I do. I guess he made me too perfect.
- Jimmy Olsen: Watch out, Clark. You're gonna burn a hole in those glasses.
- Clark Kent: What do you mean?
- Jimmy Olsen: Well, the way you're staring at her. Or is it just the suit?
- [a knight, a cowboy, and a spaceman show up and start wreaking havoc]
- Jimmy Olsen: I've got a feeling this isn't part of the show.
- [Clark surreptitiously sneaks away]
- Jimmy Olsen: This sure beats eyeliner, doesn't it, Clark?
- [seeing he's gone]
- Jimmy Olsen: Clark?
- The Toyman: I know why you're here. You want Darci for yourself.
- Superman: That's not true, Schott.
- The Toyman: Well, I built her, and she's mine. But nothing's worth having unless you're willing to fight for it. So why don't we settle this the old-fashioned way? With a duel.
- Superman: [his path is blocked by a grid of laser beams] I'm not playing your games, Winslow.
- The Toyman: I don't think you have a choice.
- [Superman is backed onto a life-size game board]
- The Toyman: Allow me to introduce Death Fist Ninja, my latest game. You won't find this in the stores.