Neil Patrick Harris: Henry McNeeley

Quotes 

• Maddie : I'm screwed. This guy invited me to a dinner party.

  Henry McNeeley : What's the problem?

  Maddie : Lobster tail.

  Henry McNeeley : He has a lobster tail?

  Maddie : Yes, Henry, he has a lobster tail. He has to buy special pants.

• Maddie : He's all excited cuz it's one of those deals where they send live lobsters from Maine by overnight mail.

  Henry McNeeley : Oooh, there's a horrible day. Not only do you get dropped into a pot of boiling water, but you have to go to the airport.

• Ian Stark : I had a little problem for a while so I went to a hypnotist.

  Maddie : Did it help?

  Ian Stark : Oh, it worked so well, I became completely and utterly fascinated with hypnosis. I studied it, I read everything I could find, I bought tapes, took seminars, practiced on my friends, you name it.

  Henry McNeeley : What was your little problem?

  Ian Stark : Obsessive-compulsive disorder.

• Ian Stark : They just think they're Romeo and Juliette, what's the worst that can happen?

  Henry McNeeley : Well, they could have sex and kill themselves.

• Ian Stark : Just think. Jake and Tess together. Where would they go?

  Henry McNeeley : Well, let's see. All we need is a strip joint that sells designer shoes.

• Maddie : Wait a minute, I saw the movie.

  Henry McNeeley : What happened?

  Maddie : I don't know, I got bored halfway through and walked into the other theater. All I remember is Claire Danes falls in love and then Harrison Ford says, "Get off my plane!"