- Ian Stark: You hugged the world's greatest children's author to death!
- Henry: I didn't kill anybody.
- Ian Stark: You didn't use a gun or knife, but surely, sir, you took his life.
- Henry: Would you cut that out?
- Ian Stark: If you hadn't let him get so near ya, he wouldn't have died from your bacteria.
- Henry: Please, Ian, would you show some respect? My childhood hero just died!
- Ian Stark: No one's denied the man just died. His death is surely bona fide. But you must confide, he wouldn't have died if you hadn't committed homicide.