Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)

Secrets (1998)

Richard Dean Anderson: Colonel Jack O'Neill

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• Jack O'Neill : It's O'Neill, with *two* L's. There's another Colonel O'Neil with only one L. He has no sense of humor at all.

• Jack O'Neill : Will you excuse me? We just don't get out of Cheyenne Mountain enough. I'm gonna grab some air... outside. General, Captain, General... waiter.

• Jack O'Neill : [Jacob is skeptical about SG-1's cover-story]  I retired myself one time. Couldn't stay away.

  Jacob Carter : From your analysis of Deep Space Radar Telemetry?

  Jack O'Neill : [deadpan]  Well, it's just so damn fascinating.

• Jack O'Neill : You know, I can navigate my way across a galaxy, but I get lost every time I come to Washington.

  Samantha Carter : Don't worry, sir. These are my old stompin' grounds.

  Jack O'Neill : Sorry to hear that.

• Armin Selig : [the journalist approaches Jack, drinking a beer at the bar, and plays a tape of him talking to Sam about the Stargate, then says to the bartender]  I'll have a beer.

  Jack O'Neill : Why don't you have mine;

  [he finishes drinking his beer and hands the journalist his glass] 

  Jack O'Neill : I haven't touched it.