Star Trek: The Next Generation (TV Series)
Remember Me (1990)
Majel Barrett: Enterprise Computer
Quotes
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Doctor Beverly Crusher : What is the primary mission of the Starship Enterprise?
Computer : To explore the galaxy.
Doctor Beverly Crusher : Do I have the necessary skills to complete that mission alone?
Computer : Negative.
Doctor Beverly Crusher : Then why am I the only crew member?
[the computer makes error-sounds]
Doctor Beverly Crusher : Aha. Got you there.
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Doctor Beverly Crusher : Starbase 133, this is the Enterprise... Starbase 133, this is the Enterprise. Please acknowledge... Viewscreen on.
[viewscreen activates, but shows only a field of bluish mist instead of stars]
Doctor Beverly Crusher : It's not just people. *Everything* is disappearing. Computer, what is that mist I'm seeing?
Computer : Sensors indicate it to be a mass-energy field 705 meters in diameter.
Doctor Beverly Crusher : It surrounds the ship?
Computer : Affirmative.
Doctor Beverly Crusher : If there's nothing wrong with me... maybe there's something wrong with the universe. Computer, what is beyond the mass-energy field?
Computer : Sensors cannot penetrate the field.
Doctor Beverly Crusher : Here's a question you shouldn't be able to answer. Computer, what is the nature of the universe?
Computer : The universe is a spheroid region 705 meters in diameter.
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Doctor Beverly Crusher : Computer, read the entire crew roster for the Enterprise.
Computer : Dr. Beverly Crusher.
Doctor Beverly Crusher : Have I always been the only member of the crew of the Starship Enterprise?
Computer : Affirmative.
Doctor Beverly Crusher : If this was a bad dream, would you tell me?
Computer : That is not a valid question.
Doctor Beverly Crusher : Like hell it's not.
[continues down the corridor, looking into every room she passes]
Doctor Beverly Crusher : What date did I report on board?
Computer : Stardate 41154. Fourteen hundred hours, three minutes.
Doctor Beverly Crusher : That sounds about right. Computer, is there more than one USS Enterprise?
Computer : This vessel is the fifth starship to bear the name USS Enterprise. It is currently the only one in service.
Doctor Beverly Crusher : What is the primary mission of the Starship Enterprise?
Computer : To explore the galaxy.
Doctor Beverly Crusher : Do I have the necessary skills to complete that mission alone?
Computer : Negative.
Doctor Beverly Crusher : Then why am I the only crew member?
[computer makes error sounds]
Doctor Beverly Crusher : Aha. Got you there.
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[the bridge shakes briefly and Beverly hears a distant explosion]
Doctor Beverly Crusher : Computer, what's happening?
Computer : Explosive decompression decks 5 through 14. Sealing off forward sections.
Doctor Beverly Crusher : Cause?
Computer : A flaw in the ship's design.
Doctor Beverly Crusher : Show me.
[the computer displays a diagram of the Enterprise with the front of the saucer section missing]
Doctor Beverly Crusher : Analysis?
Computer : No ship's structures exist forward of bulkhead 342.