Star Trek: The Next Generation (TV Series)

Haven (1987)

Marina Sirtis: Counselor Deanna Troi

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Quotes 

• Counselor Troi : Stop this petty bickering, all of you! Especially you, Mother!

  [runs out of the dining room] 

  Lt. Cmdr. Data : [polite tone]  Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.

• Wyatt Miller : They've decided that the joining will be half Betazed, half Earth. The Captain will do the ceremony, and Mr. Homn will be my best man.

  Counselor Troi : And we'll take half our clothes off?

  Wyatt Miller : Some of us still go naked. You do, I do; your mother, my father, but - not my mother or the guests.

  Counselor Troi : Captain Picard will be very relieved. How did you manage it?

  Wyatt Miller : Your mother relented. And I just caught my father practicing naked in front of his mirror!

• Lieutenant Tasha Yar : Jewels! Look at these jewels!

  Counselor Troi : They're bonding gifts - what you would call wedding presents.

  Commander William T. Riker : Who's getting married?

  Counselor Troi : I am.

• Counselor Troi : We are going to be together a long time.

  Wyatt Miller : Yes... That is the point of marriage, I suppose.

• Wyatt Miller : I very much respected what you did tonight.

  Counselor Troi : All I did was lose my temper.

• Counselor Troi : Whatever happened to Mr. Xelo?

  Lwaxana Troi : Oh, I was forced to terminate his employment. Xelo was strongly attracted to me; his thoughts became truly pornographic!

• Lwaxana Troi : [about to leave the Enterprise]  Captain! Even Xelo never had such thoughts about me. You may energize.

  [she is beamed away] 

  Counselor Troi : That was meant as a joke, Captain.

  Captain Jean-Luc Picard : I was not amused.

• Counselor Troi : I should warn you, sir - my mother is a little... eccentric.

• [Lwuxana Troi and the Millers are arguing at the table] 

  Counselor Troi : [shouts; angry and embarressed]  STOP THIS PETTY BICKERING ALL OF YOU! Especially YOU, Mother!

  [Troi leaves the room in tears; Lwuxana and the Millers are startled and shamefaced. Picard, Wyatt, Dr. Crusher and Lt. Yar look worried] 

  Lt. Cmdr. Data : [politely]  Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it very intriguing.

• Lwaxana Troi : You've been slack, little one - allowed your mental powers to rust.

  Counselor Troi : Only to avoid confusion, Mother. Humans constantly think one thing and say another.

  Lwaxana Troi : Yes, they do, don't they?

• Counselor Troi : Humans, young human males particularly, have difficulty separating platonic love and physical love.