SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Procrastination/I'm with Stupid (2001)

Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star, Pants

Quotes 

• Patrick : Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are. Uhhh...

• Patrick : Look what I got. It's a note.

  [SpongeBob turns it over and reveals a musical note] 

  Patrick : But look what's on the back. A letter.

  [SpongeBob turns it over and reveals a B] 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : After your parents find out how dumb I am, they'll realize what a genius you are.

  Patrick : But don't genius' live in lamps?

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [noticing Patrick tidying his house and making furniture out of sand]  Well, Patrick, I came over to see if you wanted to go jellyfishing, but I can see you're busy having an episode.

  [Patrick stops and then glares at SpongeBob] 

  Patrick : You know something, SpongeBob? It's just all fun and games for you - nothing really matters. 'Oh, let's go jellyfishing! We don't have any work to do!' Life is just a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews, and nobody has anything to dust or to clean or to wipe OR FABRICATE!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : But, Patrick, the only thing I've ever seen you clean is your plate.

  Patrick : [starts crying and hugs SpongeBob's leg]  I don't know what to do, SpongeBob! You got to help me!

• [During Patrick's parents' visit,Spongebob appears at the door pretending to be and dressing like a fool] 

  Patrick : Horray! The idiot's here! I mean, I'll get it!

• Patrick : A-B-C-D-E-F-G...

  [Doorbell rings] 

  Patrick : [Running to the door]  H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O!

• Patrick : Don't geniuses live in lamps?