Spin City (TV Series)

The Mayor with Two Brains (1999)

Michael J. Fox: Mike Flaherty

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Quotes 

• Paul Lassiter : Can't believe they called off our softball game, last night.

  Carter Heywood : Yea, that's a shame.

  Mike Flaherty : Hey, nice game last night everybody. Carter clutch hit in the seventh.

  Paul Lassiter : [disappointed]  Well, there sounds like there was a game last night.

  Mike Flaherty : No, you know, as a matter of fact, they... they cancelled the rest of the season. Everybody else, our book club meets tonight at seven. On field three.

• Mike Flaherty : [James's skin is red, and he's nearly blind trying to keep Mike and Nikki's relationship secret]  Nikki, would you mind running some fundraising projections for next month?

  Nikki Faber : Sure, no problem. You want 'em on disk or hard copy?

  James Hobert : How 'bout humping naked on the floor so everyone can see you've been secretly dating Mike for months?

  [the staff are shocked. Cut to James, who instantly looks healthy again] 

  James Hobert : GOD, that felt good!

• James Hobert : Mike, my body isn't equipped for keeping secrets. I mean, look at me, look at my arms and neck: I'm totally breaking out!

  Mike Flaherty : You can't tell.

  James Hobert : Really? It's not that bad?

  Mike Flaherty : Oh, the rash? No, the rash is hideous. I mean the secret. You can't tell. You can't tell anyone, not now, not ever, I'm sorry.