Quotes
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Tyres : 'Ave a banana.
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Tyres : Oi-oi! You lucky people!
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Tyres : And how are you, my little pocket Shakespeare? Come up with any exciting literary characters lately?
Daisy Steiner : Yes, actually, yes. Dizzy Steinway.
Tyres : I like it, I like it. What is she, some sort of crime-busting jazz singer?
Daisy Steiner : No, actually, it's the name I'm using to sign on.
Tyres : [getting up and stepping towards her] You wanna get up off your arse and get yourself a job, Dizzy, or whatever your name isn't!
[suddenly he's sitting down again]
Tyres : Nice hair by the way.
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Tyres : I understand you two, uh, "friends" wanted to talk to me?
Tim Bisley : Yeah, I was just wondering if you could run my portfolio over to Darkstar for me.
Tyres : [getting up] Oh, I see, you don't call me for weeks and all of a sudden you want a favour? That's nice, that is! Do you know the last time I seen you, you said you wished that I was your da and you hugged me for the entire length of the acid-tweaking funk mix of Josh Wink's Higher State of Consciousness. And now you want me to ferry around your "art" for you?
Tim Bisley : [meekly, recoiling] Yes, please.
Tyres : [is suddenly sitting down again and calm] OK.
