Spaced (TV Series)

Gatherings (1999)

Nick Frost: Mike Watt

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Quotes 

• Mike : Don't want to go into your party?

  Tim : But they were playing 'The Time Warp', I hate 'The Time Warp'!

  Mike : Daisy likes it.

  Tim : So what? I hate it! It's boil-in-the-bag perversion for sexually repressed accountants and first-year drama students with too many posters of Betty Blue, The Blues Brothers, Big Blue and Blue Velvet on their blue bloody walls!

• Tim : Do you think we're getting old, Mike?

  Mike : Everyone gets old, Tim. Everyone except my cousin Adam.

  Tim : What's so special about your cousin Adam?

  Mike : He is getting younger.

  Tim : Bastard. What are we gonna do?

  Mike : There's nothing we can do, the government know, they keep it very hush-hush.

  Tim : I'm not talking about Adam! I'm talking about what we're gonna do now!

• [meeting for the first time, Mike and Brian just stand in awkward silence] 

  Daisy : [gestures to Brian]  Artist.

  [gestures to herself] 

  Daisy : Writer.

  [gestures to Mike] 

  Mike : Er, Mike.

• [Tim answers the door. It's Mike, but also two teenage girls. Tim smiles at them] 

  Amber's Friend #2 : Oh, hi. We're looking for the party.

  Tim : Er, yeah, well, come on in.

  Amber's Friend : Are you Amber's dad?

  Tim : [laughs, then his smile fades]  It's upstairs.

  [as they go up the stairs] 

  Tim : I think you might have missed the puppet show, though!

  Amber's Friend , Amber's Friend #2 : Fuck off!

  Tim : [angrily]  What did you say?

  Mike : They said "fuck off".

  Tim : I know what they said, Mike! Little cow, standing there with her bloomin' purple hair and her alcopops, giving it all that...

• Mike : [introducing himself, with a salute]  Sergeant Mike Watts, TA. It's the longest way up, shortest way down.