Spaced (TV Series)

Epiphanies (1999)

Jessica Hynes: Daisy Steiner, Amber

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Quotes 

• Brian : Can I use your video while you're out?

  Daisy : What are you going to do? Stick it to a canvas as part of a piece depicting a society populated by cathode junkies, selling their imaginations for quick-fix media hits from the Blockbuster syringe?

  Brian : No, I want to record Ready Steady Cook.

• Twist : Where's Brian?

  Daisy : Yeah, Tim, where's Brian?

  Tim : Up his own arse.

  Twist : You don't like him?

  Tim : I do like him, I'm just not sure why.

• Tyres : I can't get me head around this platonic inter-gender relationship malarkey, it just doesn't seem right to me. Don't get me wrong like, I don't mind having a chin-wag with a honey, but I just like to do it after a waggle on her chin, you know what I mean?

  Tim : [laughs]  Yeah.

  Daisy : [slightly offended]  You like to waggle your willy on her chin?

  Tyres : Don't come your post-feminist, art school bollocks with me, Sunflower, if that's your real frigging name! All right? I work for a living, what do you do?

  Daisy : I write, actually.

  Tyres : Oh, do you? In other words, you're on the dole.

• [Tim and Daisy are listening to Marsha and her teenage daughter Amber having a row above them] 

  Daisy : [voiceover]  Oh, I feel for Amber.

  [cutaway - Daisy imagines a moody teenage girl writing "I HATE YOU" on a mirror in lipstick as grunge music plays] 

  Tim : [voiceover]  I feel for Amber.

  [Tim's voiceover does a dirty laugh as, cutaway - he imagines a nymphet in a slutty school uniform dancing to 'Because We Want To' by Billie Piper]