Spaced (TV Series)

Dissolution (2001)

Simon Pegg: Tim Bisley

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Quotes 

• Mike : [to Sophie]  If you hurt him, I'll kill you.

  [Mike runs away] 

  Sophie : [to Tim]  Did he mean that?

  Tim : [laughs and hugs Sophie]  Yeah.

• Mike : Don't forget whose shoulder you cried on when the last one dumped you.

  Tim : I won't.

  Mike : Or when Johnny Alpha got killed by that big flying monster in 2000 A.D.

• [on Twist] 

  Tim : She's shallow, Brian. She's like Cordelia out of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," and latterly "Angel," the spin off series which is set in LA.

  Brian : Don't know what you're talking about.

  Tim : Brian, you're such a square!

• Daisy Steiner : How are you feeling this morning?

  Tim : Very rough, actually. I swear to God I will never drink again...until lunchtime.

  Daisy Steiner : Very wise.

  Tim : Mmm. So how does it feel to be twenty-six?

  Daisy Steiner : Uh...a bit gas-y.

  Tim : Oh, well, you're getting old. You'd be dead in four years. If this was "Logan's Run."

  Daisy Steiner : Ah, that would be terrible.

  Tim : I know. I look like a twat in a jumpsuit.

  Daisy Steiner : Don't say that, Tim. That's a word that hates women.

  Tim : What? "Twat"?

  Daisy Steiner : No, "jumpsuit."

  Tim : Oh.

• Tim : Mike, you will always be my number one.

  Mike : Then why are you treating me like a number two?

• Tim : Bitter, Mike?

  Mike : No. Are you?

  Tim : Would you like a pint of bitter, Mike?

  Mike : Oh. Yeah.

• [Tim, Daisy, Mike, and Brian are gathered outside the restaurant] 

  Tim : What are we going to do?

  Mike : We could go clubbing.

  Tim : I mean about Marsha, Mike! We've potentially destroyed her faith in the integrity of today's youth.

  [the whole group looks at Tim quizzically] 

  Tim : [correcting himself]  - young adults.

  Daisy Steiner : We've got to pull together, or else we're going to lose everything.

  Mike : Clubbing it is, then!