South Park (TV Series)

Here Comes the Neighborhood (2001)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Ms. Choksondik, Clyde, Store Employee, Randy Marsh, Will Smith, Frederick Smith, Daniel Smith, Sound Recordist, Mr. Garrison, Ned Gerblanski, Skeeter, Bartender, Bill Cosby, Man on Bus #2, Lion #2, News Reporter, Carl

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Quotes 

• Mr. Garrison : Now we can sell all their homes and become millionaires.

  Jimbo : But then you had us do all that for nothing. Don't you see, if you get rich selling these homes then there will still be rich people in South Park.

  Randy Marsh : Yeah, you'd become what you hate.

  Mr. Garrison : Well yeah, but at least I got rid of all those damn ni...

  [credits roll] 

• Skeeter : That was it. We just saw the last of them speeding away in a van!

  [all the men yell, "All right!"] 

  Gerald Brofloski : They were so scared, I'm sure they'll never be back!

  Mr. Garrison : That's great! And now we can sell all their homes, and become... millionaires!

  [all the men stop and ask, "What?"] 

  Jimbo : But then you had us do all that for nothin'. Don't you see - if you get rich sellin' these homes, then there will still be rich people in South Park.

  Randy Marsh : Yeah. You'd become what you hate.

  [Mr. Garrison pauses] 

  Mr. Garrison : Well yeah, but at least I got rid of all those damn ni-

  [credits roll] 

• Frederick Smith : Ah, and these are Puff Daddy's kids, P. Diddy Mini, P. Poofy Bite-size, and Puffa Diddy Diddy Puff Fun-size.

• Token Williams : I'm just so happy you guys moved into town. You see, I used to be the only rich kid. All the other families here are kind of low to middle income.

  Lisa Smith : Why? What happened to all their money?

  Token Williams : They never really had any money.

  Lisa Smith : Well then, why don't their daddies just act in a movie?

  Token Williams : Well, I think that they...

  Frederick Smith : Sometimes children must be very firm with their daddies.

  Lisa Smith : Indeed.

  Frederick Smith : Like when Daddy doesn't want to act in a movie because he thinks the script is bad.

  Lisa Smith : So we must plead with him. Please, Daddy, please, it's 20 million dollars, Daddy.

  Daniel Smith : Please, Daddy, please.

  Frederick Smith : 20 million is still 12 million after taxes, Daddy.