- Stan Marsh: Hey, do you ever think, maybe you shouldn't give your son coffee?
- Mrs. Tweek: Like, how do you mean?
- Stan Marsh: Like, look at him. He's always shaking and nervous.
- Mrs. Tweek: Oh, that... he has ADD.
- Kyle Broflovski: [One of the Underpants Gnomes stays behind and is stared at]
- [Whispering]
- Kyle Broflovski: Shh! Don't scare him!
- Stan Marsh: Hey, there... little guy!
- Eric Cartman: Bad!
- [Hits the Gnome with a stick]
- Kyle Broflovski: Cartman!
- Eric Cartman: What?
- Kyle Broflovski: Why do you always have to hit stuff with a stick?
- Eric Cartman: Well look at him... he's all... well... you know... look at him.
- [Hits it again]
- Underpants Gnome: Is that all you got, Pussy?
- Eric Cartman: What?
- Stan Marsh: Hey! He talked!
- Eric Cartman: Yeah! He just called me a pussy! I'm not a pussy! You're a pussy!
- Underpants Gnome: You're a pussy, Pussy!
- Eric Cartman: Ay!
- Stan Marsh: Dude, why are you taking Tweek's underpants?
- Kyle Broflovski: Yeah, look what you're doing to this poor kid!
- Stan Marsh: Aaugh!
- Underpants Gnome: Stealing underpants big business!
- Stan Marsh: Business? Wait! Do you know anything about business?
- Underpants Gnome: Sure! That's what gnomes do!
- Kyle Broflovski: Show us!
- Underpants Gnome: Okay! Follow Me!
- [They follow him]
- Eric Cartman: [Muttering] Little Pussy Gnome! Don't call me a pussy! Pussy Gnome!
- Tweek: [Tweek's family coffee shop is failing] We're all going broke. We'll starve and die! Like dogs!
- Eric Cartman: Tweek, calm down. If your family gets poor, you just go on welfare. Look at Kenny's family - they're prefectly happy being poor and on welfare, right Kenny?
- Kenny McCormick: [muffled from his parka] Fuck you!
- Eric Cartman: [laughs] You suck, Kenny
- Underpants Gnome: Time to go to work! Work all night! Look for underpants, hey! We won't stop until we have underpants! Yummy-tum, yummy-tum hey!
- Mrs. Tweek: We've been using these poor kids to pull your heartstrings for our cause, and it's wrong. We're as low and despicable as Rob Reiner.
- Prop 10 Commercial Voice-Over: Vote Yes on Prop 10, or else you hate children. You don't hate children, do you?
- Prop 10 Commercial Voice-Over: Paid for by Citizens for a fair and equal way to get Harbucks Coffee kicked out of town forever.