The Sopranos (TV Series)
The Strong, Silent Type (2002)
James Gandolfini: Tony Soprano
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Quotes
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Adriana La Cerva : [at Christopher's intervention] But when you killed Cosette, that was the last straw.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Killed the dog? What'd you do that for?
Christopher Moltisanti : It was an accident!
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : What, was it barking?
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [after Christopher is harshly beaten] Does it hurt?
Christopher Moltisanti : They gave me some aspirin.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Well enjoy it, cause it's the last fucking drug you're ever gonna take.
Christopher Moltisanti : I'm sorry, T.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Shut the fuck up and listen to me. You're my nephew, Christopher, and I love you. And that's the only reason you're alive right now. If it had been anybody else, anybody, they would have had that fuckin' intervention right through the back of their head. You and me, we're close. We've done a lot of things for eachother.
Christopher Moltisanti : A cop shot my father. I know what you're telling me. I'll never forget that.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : And this is how you repay me. I gotta worry if you're gonna flip over a nickel bag of white powder!
Christopher Moltisanti : No, Tony, never.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You lied to me. I told you you were the future of this family, I gave you that responsibilty and you looked me in the eye and you accepted it, and you were fucking high!
Christopher Moltisanti : [tearfully] Tony...
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Shut up. Tomorrow you're gonna go with Patsy up to this rehab place in Pennsylvania. You're going in, you're staying in, you're gonna do every fucking session and you're gonna keep your mouth shut. Now if you need anything. Anything at all, Patsy's gonna be half a mile away from you in a motel. Do you understand what I'm saying? Do you?
Christopher Moltisanti : [crying] Tony, I'm sorry! How'd I fucking get to this?
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Christopher Moltisanti : [Referring to Tony during the intervention] There he goes "Mr. Type A" personality
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : We're here to talk about you killing yourself with drugs, not my fucking personality
Christopher Moltisanti : I'm going to kill myself? The way you fucking eat you're going to have a heart attack by the time your fifty
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Doctor : [after Christopher was beaten at his intervention by some of the guys and was now in the hospital, questioning Tony] So he slipped off the kitchen counter spraying for ants?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Well, he was wearin' socks!
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Is he driving you to drink?
Svetlana Kirilenko : I can drive myself.
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Carmela Soprano : [Confronting Christopher at his intervention] I know you were high at my mother-in-law's wake.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : My mudda's wake!
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Dominic Palladino : [During Christopher's intervention] Christopher, this won't be easy for any of us I want you to know we're here today because we care about you all we ask is that you listen
Christopher Moltisanti : [to Adriana] was this your idea?
Dominic Palladino : [to Adriana] would you like to begin?
Adriana La Cerva : [to Christopher] I love you very much, my only dream is that we have a happy life together for the last few months things have gotten very bad because you're using drugs all the time, your high all the time and I can't take it
Dominic Palladino : [to Adriana] be specific.
Adriana La Cerva : When we first started going out we made love all the time now because of the drugs...
Christopher Moltisanti : Jesus, is this fucking necessary?
Dominic Palladino : [to Adriana] go ahead
Adriana La Cerva : You can no longer function as a man, last week when I came and found you killed our dog that was the final straw
Christopher Moltisanti : [Referring to the dog] I fell asleep, she got suffocated
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You killed little Cosette, I ought to suffocate you, you little prick
Dominic Palladino : Tony, we're going in order
Christopher Moltisanti : [after Silvio reads his statement] I told you I had the flu, I can't even defend myself now?
Dominic Palladino : No one's attacking you
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Look, it doesn't change anything but I can verify he was sick for a little while, still this thing with the dog, how could you not see it on the chair?
Dominic Palladino : You're getting emotional tony
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : That's because I know what it's like to lose a pet!
Carmela Soprano : I happen to know you were high at my mother in law's wake, you were talking nonstop for twenty minutes, nothing but gibberish
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Shaking his head in disappointment] my mother's wake, Jesus Christ
Dominic Palladino : [after Paulie reads his statement] whoa, guys we said "non-judgmental"
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Fuck that, let him take his medicine
Christopher Moltisanti : Seriously Paulie, you want to talk about "being up"?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Watch it Chrissy
Christopher Moltisanti : What? I thought we're honest here, you got some balls you know that? All of you, you want to talk about "self-control", how about you Sil? Fucking every slut you got working for you when you got a wife and kid at home how about you Paulie? You remember last year in the woods with the Russian guy?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Christopher I am fucking warning you!
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You know, I was thinking about you.
Svetlana Kirilenko : So you're drunk already.
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Tony Soprano : So what's up, you make me late for a table at Tavern on the fuckin Green?
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : How's the real estate business?
Tony Soprano : Excuse me?
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : You know HUD, Garside Street, you, Ralph, Zellman
Tony Soprano : Zellman tell you this?
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : Carmine doesn't know anything about this yet. I'm giving you an opportunity to cut a deal, make it right
Tony Soprano : Last time Freeland Heisen Avenue, I cut you in out of friendship but that's over. You got nothing coming to you: you or Carmine
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : You sure you want to go down this road?
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Junior Soprano : You got only one option: a dog you love catches rabies, you put her out of its misery
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : So, what do I do?
Junior Soprano : [referring to Christopher's drug addiction] The feds get him in this condition, who knows what his liable to say? You go on trial like me, you won't sleep at night
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : All the more reason to clean him up. Still, he's a major liability, if it was anybody else...
Junior Soprano : [interrupts him, referring to the smell of the wine his drinking] It reminds me of people's feet
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I don't know if I could do the other "thing", Dominic Palladino, you remember him?
Junior Soprano : The B&E guy: a real juicer
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : His in AA now, I thought I'd give him a call? They can treat this shit nowadays
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Carmela Soprano : Tony, can you come down here please?
Tony Soprano : What? What's the matter?
Tony Soprano : [after seeing Ariana with a black eye] what happened?
Carmela Soprano : Your nephew
Tony Soprano : Christopher did this? He hit you? What for?
Carmela Soprano : What's the difference Tony?
Adriana La Cerva : He was high
Tony Soprano : Little prick, I'm going to ring his fuckin neck. Where is he?
Carmela Soprano : His been using drugs: heroin
Adriana La Cerva : His car was stolen by some Puerto Ricans, they stole his cell phone too. I don't know what to do. I already packed a suitcase for my aunt's in Daytona
Tony Soprano : Take it easy, don't do something your going to regret
Carmela Soprano : Three weeks before their wedding
Adriana La Cerva : Maybe he needs to be in rehab?
Carmela Soprano : You can hire someone to do an intervention apparently
Tony Soprano : [Eventually implies since their a crime family they have to handle these issues by themselves] girls, come on we're a family here. I've got to spell it out for you? Take it easy let me figure out how to handle this
Adriana La Cerva : Please don't hurt him
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Silvio Dante : What's goin on Tone?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I think I know what happened to Ralph and if I'm right, he ain't coming back: it was New York
Vito Spatafore : Johnny Sack?
Carlo Gervasi : What was it? The fat joke?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I'm sure that didn't help
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Carmine, this HUD thing we're into. they wanted a "piece" of it. I think they confronted Ralph, and things went sour
Albert Barese : What'd he say John?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : It wasn't what he said so much it was what he "didn't" say
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : We're talking about New York here
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Before we do anything in terms of payback, you go to your people, and I want a full investigation. Nobody makes a move until we know what happened, understand?
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : What's all that?
Svetlana Kirilenko : I'm making a website for my business
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You know how to do that?
Svetlana Kirilenko : I'm going to pay someone thirty-five bucks an hour? If I get stuck, I'll call Bill
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You get married yet?
Svetlana Kirilenko : Maybe when he gets back
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Not that Bill's a lucky man: your Russian, you got all the angles, you come over here and bust your ass
Svetlana Kirilenko : people are people
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Look at you, you got every excuse to be in the bottle, but you are designing websites
Svetlana Kirilenko : What'd you mean? What excuse?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [referring to her physical disability of using a prosthetic leg] Well, your...
Svetlana Kirilenko : Oh, leg, of course, there are worst things
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [referring to the New York baseball team] So, how about those Mets?
Svetlana Kirilenko : Don't start with me on those Mets
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You know, I was thinking about you
Svetlana Kirilenko : [jokingly] So you're drunk already
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : No, no I was just thinking about the way you are: you always have this little smile, like you have your own private joke
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [after she giggles, jokingly] You don't talk much, do you? Well, I wish I knew your secret, lose a leg, and start making websites
Svetlana Kirilenko : That's the whole purpose for people like me: to inspire people like you
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Jesus, no offense
Svetlana Kirilenko : So, that's the trouble with Americans, you expect nothing bad to ever happen, when the rest of the world expects only bad to happen and then they are not disappointed
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : That's a fuckin grim outlook
Svetlana Kirilenko : You have everything and still you complain, lie on couches, with your psychiatrist. You have too much to time to think about yourselves
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : That sounds like me alright
Svetlana Kirilenko : you're not so bad. You have many fine qualities: you are big and strong