The Sopranos (TV Series)

D-Girl (2000)

Jamie-Lynn Sigler: Meadow Soprano

Quotes 

• A.J. Soprano : [Referring to damaging Carmella's station wagon]  it wasn't my fault

  Carmela Soprano : You stole my car, where is the trust in this house?

  A.J. Soprano : When I get confirmed, I'm going to be a man so how come I can't drive?

  Tony Soprano : You really want to get into this huh? Who was that "man" we had to pick at camp last year for bed wetting?

  A.J. Soprano : That was the year before last

  Carmela Soprano : You could've killed those girls

  A.J. Soprano : That would've been interesting

  Carmela Soprano : What? What'd you just say?

  A.J. Soprano : Death just shows you the ultimate absurdity of life

  Tony Soprano : What is this? Are you trying to get me to lose my temper? Because I'm about to put you through that God damn window

  A.J. Soprano : See? That's what I mean: life is absurd

  Carmela Soprano : Don't say that God forgive you

  A.J. Soprano : There is no God

  Carmela Soprano : Where is this coming from?

  Tony Soprano : What'd they teach you this crap at school?

  Carmela Soprano : Is this the new English teacher Mr. Clark..?Where is he from?

  Meadow Soprano : [after AJ remains silent, while walking into the kitchen]  Oberland. You want him to read something other than Hustler? Hello? He got assigned a stranger. You want him to be an educated person? What'd you think education is? You just make more money? This is education

  A.J. Soprano : Do you ever think like why were we born?

  Meadow Soprano : Madame de Staël said "In life, one must choose between boredom and suffering."

  Tony Soprano : [to Meadow]  Go to your room

  A.J. Soprano : No, I'm serious why were we born?

  Carmela Soprano : We were born because of Adam and Eve, that's why. Now go upstairs and do your math

  Meadow Soprano : Algebra? That's the most boring

  Tony Soprano : Well, your other choice is suffering, you want to start now? Move your ass!