The Sopranos (TV Series)
D-Girl (2000)
Edie Falco: Carmela Soprano
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Quotes
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Carmela Soprano : Act like a good Catholic for fifteen fucking minutes. Is that so much to ask?
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Adriana La Cerva : [having dinner at a restaurant] I spent all day with my best friend Anna picking out bride's maid dresses
Carmela Soprano : I still haven't found any flowers for Anthony's confirmation
Adriana La Cerva : With all the flowers coming into bloom, I would love to be a June bride
Tony Soprano : [while seeing Christopher arriving] There's your June groom
Christopher Moltisanti : [after sitting down] Sorry I'm late
Adriana La Cerva : Babe, I ordered you some pasta fazool to start and we're gonna get a plate of antipasto to share: they got some rare imported salami
Adriana La Cerva : [while touching his forehead] You feel ok Christopher?
Christopher Moltisanti : I'm fine
Adriana La Cerva : We were just discussing Anna's wedding
Carmela Soprano : What about you guys?
Christopher Moltisanti : What about who guys?
Tony Soprano : You should make it a double wedding
Adriana La Cerva : [referring to Christopher] First, someone has to propose
Carmela Soprano : Has Anna chosen her caterer yet?
Adriana La Cerva : She booked Bill Roma
Carmela Soprano : If you ask me, Carnevalzio's slipping
Adriana La Cerva : I heard they fired the produce guy
Christopher Moltisanti : [interrupts them] Enough! I am so sick and tired of you people talk about food, food, food: that's all anybody talks about is Braciole, cheese and fuckin fava beans. I'm drowning here
Tony Soprano : Jesus Christ: take it easy
Christopher Moltisanti : We're not even engaged yet
Tony Soprano : Well, when you're married, you'll understand the "importance" of fresh produce
Christopher Moltisanti : [before pouring his glass of wine into his bowl of soup and leaving] Fuck the importance
Carmela Soprano : He didn't mean that
Adriana La Cerva : [becoming upset] Oh, fuck him. I tried so hard to be supportive with his art and getting his screenplay made
Tony Soprano : [surprised] His screenplay?
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A.J. Soprano : [Referring to damaging Carmella's station wagon] it wasn't my fault
Carmela Soprano : You stole my car, where is the trust in this house?
A.J. Soprano : When I get confirmed, I'm going to be a man so how come I can't drive?
Tony Soprano : You really want to get into this huh? Who was that "man" we had to pick at camp last year for bed wetting?
A.J. Soprano : That was the year before last
Carmela Soprano : You could've killed those girls
A.J. Soprano : That would've been interesting
Carmela Soprano : What? What'd you just say?
A.J. Soprano : Death just shows you the ultimate absurdity of life
Tony Soprano : What is this? Are you trying to get me to lose my temper? Because I'm about to put you through that God damn window
A.J. Soprano : See? That's what I mean: life is absurd
Carmela Soprano : Don't say that God forgive you
A.J. Soprano : There is no God
Carmela Soprano : Where is this coming from?
Tony Soprano : What'd they teach you this crap at school?
Carmela Soprano : Is this the new English teacher Mr. Clark..?Where is he from?
Meadow Soprano : [after AJ remains silent, while walking into the kitchen] Oberland. You want him to read something other than Hustler? Hello? He got assigned a stranger. You want him to be an educated person? What'd you think education is? You just make more money? This is education
A.J. Soprano : Do you ever think like why were we born?
Meadow Soprano : Madame de Staël said "In life, one must choose between boredom and suffering."
Tony Soprano : [to Meadow] Go to your room
A.J. Soprano : No, I'm serious why were we born?
Carmela Soprano : We were born because of Adam and Eve, that's why. Now go upstairs and do your math
Meadow Soprano : Algebra? That's the most boring
Tony Soprano : Well, your other choice is suffering, you want to start now? Move your ass!