- Col. Steve Austin: You're an angel.
- Trish Hollander: No I'm not, Mr. Austin, and you know it. But I like you to think so anyway.
- [last lines]
- Trish Hollander: Steve, do you really think I'll have to go to jail?
- Col. Steve Austin: I don't think so. Of course a lot depends on how the trial comes out.
- Trish Hollander: Oh the trial, how do you think I should wear my hair? And maybe I should wear it up, proud and brave. Or how about hanging down, kind of pathetic and vulnerable. I mean when I'm on the witness stand. Maybe I should wear it in a little cloud of innocent rain that's all over my head, what do you think?
- Col. Steve Austin: I think this is one trial I might gonna miss.
- Col. Steve Austin: Wow, this thing must be worth a fortune.
- Oscar Goldman: More than a fortune. Solid gold, precious gems, you can't put a price tag on a historic art treasure like this. That's why I want you personally to escort him back to Levant in case something should, well, happen allong the way. If something should happen to a national treasure like this, we'd have more trouble than we could take care of.
- Col. Steve Austin: [notices an imperfection with his bionic eye] Looks like we've got trouble already, Oscar.
- Oscar Goldman: Hey, wait, wait a minute. Don't touch that, you might damage it!
- Col. Steve Austin: This gold is painted lead.
- [snaps a gem off the head of the steatue, crushes it]
- Col. Steve Austin: The gems are made of paste. Oscar, this statue is a fake.
- Oscar Goldman: I don't know her name, though.
- Col. Steve Austin: Don't bother to look. It's Trish Hollander. Age: 25. Adress: variable. Occupation: spending money.
- Oscar Goldman: I take it you know the young lady, Mr. Austin?
- Col. Steve Austin: Let's just say I found our passport into that embassy.
- Trish Hollander: [opens door] Well as I live and breathe!
- Col. Steve Austin: No-one does it prettier than you Trish.
- Trish Hollander: Thank you Captain Austin, or is it General by now?
- Col. Steve Austin: Just Mister.
- Col. Steve Austin: It's a very nice place you got here. Very nice. It makes me wonder just how much in debt you are right now.
- Trish Hollander: In debt?
- [giggles]
- Trish Hollander: That's really funny, Steve. What do you think all this is, poverty? Besides, I happen to be engaged to marry an important diplomat, who's just happens to have millions in gillions stashed away.
- Gustav Tokar: I was just thinking of you.
- Trish Hollander: Oh, with warm thoughts, I hope?
- Gustav Tokar: Oh, very warm. one might even say 'heated'.
- Trish Hollander: Oh, you don't mind me dropping in?
- Gustav Tokar: What's to mind, you bring such loveliness into this office. And such large, large bills.
- Wheel Jackson: [to Steve] I always thought if I had a son, he would have been like you: Air Force hero, astronaut, flying high, living clean. Not like me, having to live and work in hiding. This month a brickyard, last month a mortuary, hm. Next month...
- Col. Steve Austin: Where's Trish?
- Col. Steve Austin: Triscia, you were great.
- Trish Hollander: I was?
- Col. Steve Austin: Wonderful. Now I'm gonna have to ask one more favor.
- Trish Hollander: How much?
- Col. Steve Austin: On the house?
- Trish Hollander: Ok, for you I'll do it.
- Joe: [Trish is turning the Golden Pharaoh around] Easy baby, that's our meal ticket.
- Trish Hollander: I just don't like the way it's looking at me.