- Jay Rogers: The HL-10. We rebuild it from scratch. Modern technology can do wonders today.
- Col. Steve Austin: Yes, I know...
- Oscar Goldman: You are more to us, Steve than just a man on the pay role. You're...
- Col. Steve Austin: A six million dollar investment?
- Oscar Goldman: I was gonna say 'friend'.
- Walter 'Shadetree' Burns: [Steve Austin has just hit a golf ball using his bionic power] You hit that ball into next week!
- Col. Steve Austin: Yeah, I guess I did kinda catch it on the screws, didn't I? That was a hundred, wasn't it pard?
- Walter 'Shadetree' Burns: [standing in a crowded buffet] This reminds me of the Saturday night picture show... Before the prices changed.
- Col. Steve Austin: Like everybody at NASA decided to get coffee at the same time.
- Ted Collins: You've, eh, got a pretty good grip.
- Col. Steve Austin: Well, it comes from squeezing a lot of orange juice.
- Col. Steve Austin: Tomorrow, when I climb into that bird, my stomach's going to feel like a bag of bricks. But I'd still feel the same way without your suspicions. But I''ve still got to fly it.
- Oscar Goldman: Even though you know someone's trying to kill you?
- Col. Steve Austin: I feel that's what I'd be doing to myself if I didn't fly it.
- Walter 'Shadetree' Burns: She looks like a changed person. What did you do?
- Col. Steve Austin: I blew out a candle.
- Walter 'Shadetree' Burns: I feel like a long-tailed cat in room full 'a rockin chairs.
- Oscar Goldman: I couldn't have said that any better myself, Shadetree.
- Ted Collins: Alright, Steve-baby, you're just about to get the ball. Get this one for the home team, huh?
- Oscar Goldman: Well I didn't expect you in the rooting section, Ted.
- Ted Collins: I may not like him down on the ground, probably never will. But when he's up there, he's the man. Dig it?
- Oscar Goldman: Dig it.