The Six Million Dollar Man (TV Series)
Return of the Robot Maker (1975)
Lee Majors: Col. Steve Austin
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Quotes
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Barney Barnes : Here it is: la pièce de résistance. A pinnacle of my achievements.
[pulls out a piece of cloth, straightens it]
Col. Steve Austin : A bulletproof tablecloth?
Barney Barnes : No, no, no, no, a bulletproof vest! Look, forget the material just look: thin as a waver, light as a feather. This won't restrict your movements like a regular bulletproof vest. But it'll stop an eigh millimeter shell and give you ten cents change.
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Col. Steve Austin : You know Oscar, you tell that joke about three times a week.
Robot : It's the only one I know.
Col. Steve Austin : Yeah, but if you learned another one, then you'd have two.
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Col. Steve Austin : Oscar, how did you do that?
Robot : Hm?
Col. Steve Austin : Well, that coffee, it's scolding hot.
Robot : Well, I have the perfect, eh, stomach for working in Washington, Steve, I can eat anything, I can drink anything, I just burn it up. It's cast iron.
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Col. Steve Austin : [to Oscar's impersonator] You know, you talk about that computer like it was your brother or something. It's just a bunch of wires, dumb wires.
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Robot : Colonel Austin was a traitor. He'll be remembered as a traitor.
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Dr. Chester Dolenz : Steve Austin, I find this dificult to say, but you've certainly earned my respect today. My hat's off to you.
Col. Steve Austin : Well, as far as your work is concerned, Dolenz, I'll have to say the same.
Dr. Chester Dolenz : I must say that makes me feel a good deal better.
[to police officers]
Dr. Chester Dolenz : I'm ready.
Col. Steve Austin : [as the police leads Dolenz away] And Dolenz? This one didn't even squeak.
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Oscar Goldman : By the way, just out of curiosity, how did you know which one of us was me?
Col. Steve Austin : Very simple, Oscar. Robots don't sweat when they're nervous.