- Col. Steve Austin: Hey, last night you tried a hamburger. What do you say today we try a hot dog?
- Tanya: I have heard of them. I have mine with the works.
- Col. Steve Austin: Well, the works you get.
- Jaime Sommers: Why do you suppose Oscar wanted us to meet him here?
- Col. Steve Austin: I dunno. It was nice spending the afternoon with you, though.
- Jaime Sommers: I was just gonna say that.
- Col. Steve Austin: You can still say it.
- Oscar Goldman: Steve, I want you to meet Tanya.
- Col. Steve Austin: Sure.
- Oscar Goldman: You're going to be her official escort while she's in the United States.
- Col. Steve Austin: Escort? Why?
- Jaime Sommers: Hm. Why me indeed? I mean, you just happen to be handsome, eh, famous, and terribly charming when you wanna be.
- Oscar Goldman: Now wait a minute.
- Jaime Sommers: Oh Oscar, if you happen to have any eh, handsome male Russian dignitaries to come over here and need an escort, you do know where to find me, right?
- Oscar Goldman: I know where to reach you. Ojai.
- Uri Gargon: Where is your boyfriend, your big American hero?
- Tanya: Uri, go play with your dumbbells.
- Uri Gargon: You would not have spoken to me like this before you met the American.
- Tanya: You are silly fool.
- Col. Steve Austin: Am I interrupting something?