- Josh Perkins: Eh, Steve, about those improvements?
- [meaning Steve's bionic replacements]
- Col. Steve Austin: What about them?
- Josh Perkins: Do they come in black?
- Sister Annett: Are you the colonel Austin who walked on the moon?
- Col. Steve Austin: That's right.
- Sister Annett: [to Sister Terese] Get my camera!
- Josh Perkins: Man, nobody can run that fast. What are you anyway?
- Col. Steve Austin: What's your security clearance?
- Josh Perkins: What... what's that got to do with it? I'm a five.
- Col. Steve Austin: Sorry, I'm classified six.
- Josh Perkins: Steve, what is it?
- Col. Steve Austin: An entire patrol climbing up.
- Josh Perkins: We got a machine gun, I'll take care of 'em.