- Irina Leonova: Of course! You have a Geiger counter in your arm.
- Col. Steve Austin: It came with the equipment. I never thought I'd have a use for it, though.
- Oscar Goldman: [on phone] Steve, nobody, nobody is going to aprove the outlay of billions of dollars for construction and equipment on land that's on an earthquake's fault.
- Col. Steve Austin: [in public phone booth] Tell that to the people in San Francisco, pal.
- Colonel Vasily Zuchov: [Steve has just fended off a falling girder with his bionic arm] That girder, how did you do that?
- Col. Steve Austin: Well, sometimes that Potato Vodka does more for ya than just give you a headache.
- Col. Steve Austin: And as long as being trapped down here, we are only trapped as long as we sit here crying in our Vodka's, right?
- Colonel Vasily Zuchov: You Americans, you are always so... so optimistic.
- Col. Steve Austin: My friend, I don't know any other way. Let's go.
- General Koslenko: The last tremor that we had here disrupted our computer. Now Mr. Goldman, our computer has activated a nuclear weapon which is going to go off in less than one hour.
- Oscar Goldman: General, there was no mention of a nuclear weapon.
- General Koslenko: Well, there was no need to mention it. Now my two officers and Colonel Austin are trying to stop the detonation, but I must tell you that it's hopeless.