- Principal Skinner: [over the school's PA system] Students, I have an announcement. One of your favourite comic-book heroes Radio Man...
- Nelson Muntz: Radioactive Man stupid!
- Principal Skinner: Strange. I shouldn't have been able to hear that.
- Rainer Wolfcastle: Up and at them.
- Acting Coach: No, "Up and atom".
- Rainer Wolfcastle: Up and at them.
- Acting Coach: Up and *atom*.
- Rainer Wolfcastle: Up and at them.
- Acting Coach: [frustrated] Better.
- [Cheif Wiggum releases some attack dogs to look for Milhouse]
- Kirk Van Houten: Will they just find him... or will they find him and kill him?
- Chief Wiggum: They'll find him, and, um... um...
- Kirk Van Houten: Um, excuse me, you didn't answer my question. You just trailed off.
- Chief Wiggum: Yeah, I did, didn't I?
- [after Milhouse has fled the picture, the director and producer are conferencing with an editor]
- Editor: Thanks to modern editing techniques, we can use existing footage to complete the film without Milhouse!
- [the producer and director stare blankly at him]
- Editor: [chuckling] Watch.
- [He plays a rough cut of the footage, which shows Radioactive Man in a cave, surrounded by muscular thugs looking for a fight. He whispers to an unseen Fallout Boy]
- Radioactive Man: Looks like we're in trouble... Fallout Boy.
- [the scene cuts to a shot of Radioactive Man and Fallout Boy standing in a field]
- Milhouse Van Houten: Jiminy jillikers, Radioactive Man!
- [the scene returns to the cave]
- Radioactive Man: We'll have to fight our way out; are you ready?
- [the scene cuts again, this time to a shot of Fallout Boy sitting on a couch at home]
- Milhouse Van Houten: [beat] Yes.
- [the scene changes yet again to a shot of Radioactive Man and Fallout Boy fighting aliens on the Moon]
- Editor: [as the rough cut ends] Seamless, huh?
- Producer: [beat] You're fired.
- Editor: And with good cause!
- [Note: this moment is, in fact, recycled footage of the editor from an earlier point in this scene]
- Lionel Hutz: [shaking Milhouse's hand after he has been cast as Fallout Boy] Milhouse, baby! Lionel Hutz: your new agent, bodyguard, unauthorized biographer and drug dealer... keeper-awayer.
- Homer Simpson: [sounded excited] Hey. Didn't you direct "A Natural Discreation"?
- George Burns: Well, yes I did.
- Homer Simpson: [discusted] Pooh-wee. Wooh. Ugh, you know I never walk out of a movie, but Yeeeach.
- [George Burns has a fierce angry face at Homer]