The Simpsons (TV Series)

Pokey Mom (2001)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Delbert, Clown #1, Tower Guard, Willie

Quotes 

• Warden : He drew a unicorn in space. I ask ya, what's it breathing?

  Homer : Air?

  Warden : Ain't no air in space.

  Homer : There's an Air & Space Museum...

• [Homer holds up Lisa to attract a bull] 

  Homer : Here, Toro. Here's something to gore.

  Lisa : DAAAAAAAAAD.

  Homer : Not now, honey. Daddy's busy.

• [Before performing his back treatment] 

  Homer : One, two, better not sue.

• Homer : [after the chiropractor adjusts his spine]  Hey... it feels a little better!

  Dr. Steve (Chiropractor) : I thought it might. Now, I'll need to see you three times a week for, uh... many years.

• Dr. Hibbert : Modern medicine has a lousy record of treating the back. We spend too much time on the front.

  Homer : Yeah, there's some neat stuff on the front!