The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa's Pony (1991)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Marge : Lisa, do you know how much it costs to keep a pony?

  Lisa Simpson : No.

  Marge : Well, it's a lot. In fact, your father had to take a second job.

  Bart : The poor guy! Where's he working?

  Marge : The Kwik-E-Mart.

  [Bart bursts out laughing] 

• Marge : Lisa, I hope you realize that your father can't keep this up.

  Lisa Simpson : You're going to make me give up Princess?

  Marge : Lisa, we can't make you do anything.

  Bart : I can make her! Just give me five minutes alone with her...

  Marge : No, Bart! No one's going to make her. This is something Lisa has to decide for herself.

  Lisa Simpson : All those years I've lobbied to be treated as an adult have blown up in my face.