The Simpsons (TV Series)

Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie (1992)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Marge : Do you want your son to become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?

  Homer : Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?

  Marge : Earl Warren wasn't a stripper!

  Homer : *Now* who's being naive?

• Marge : Now be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting. We'll bring back dinner.

  Lisa : What are we gonna have?

  Homer : Well, that depends on what your teachers say. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh... let's see... poison.

  Lisa : What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?

  Bart : Poison pizza.

  Homer : Oh, no. I'm not making two stops.

• Marge : Homer, we'd like to talk to you.

  Homer : But then I won't be watching TV. You can see the bind I'm in.