The Simpsons (TV Series)

I'm Goin' to Praiseland (2001)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Rich Texan, Krusty, Willie, Mayor Quimby, Sideshow Mel, John Travolta

Quotes 

• Ned Flanders : Sell Storytown Village? Why, you gotta be off your tuffet. Well, it's been closed for so long, and-and I thought I could turn it into a, a Christian theme park.

  The Rich Texan : Christian, eh? Well, that's different.

  Ned Flanders : The thing is, I don't have a lot of money.

  The Rich Texan : Then what the hell good are you? Beat it, you hippie!

  Ned Flanders : But I...

  The Rich Texan : You're right, that was harsh. Tell you what... Maybe I could donate the park as a tax write-off.

  Ned Flanders : [gasps]  If you could do that, I'll make this place a shining beacon for the Lord.

  The Rich Texan : Oh, you are so full of it... God's grace, that is. It's really sickening... there aren't more people like you. Now, get out... your pen, and we'll make it official.

  Ned Flanders : Oh, bless you sir!