- Bart Simpson: Stan Lee came back?
- Comic Book Guy: Stan Lee never left. And I'm starting to think that his mind is no longer in mint condition.
- [At the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant where Angry Dad Works]
- Homer: Boy, this job sure is easy. Now to press this button.
- [Homer presses a red button and the cooling towers explode in a mushroom cloud]
- Homer: [Rageful] Not *again*!
- Bart Simpson: [Voicing the cartoon Mr.Burns with a deeper voice] Angry Dad, you're fired.
- [Angry Dad's head explodes in a mushroom cloud and Bart and Millhouse laugh]
- Homer: Oh, what a day. Maybe the headlines will cheer me up.
- [the headline says "You suck, Angry Dad"]
- Homer: That's opinion, not news!
- [His head inflates and his eyeballs explode]
- Homer: [laughing] That guy's hilarious. I especially like his white shirt and blue pants. Wait a minute... Angry Dad is ME!
- Lenny Leonard: Yeah, didn't you know? You've been world famous for an hour now.
- Carl Carlson: You're the Internet's #1 non-porno site.
- Lenny Leonard: Which makes you ten trillionth overall.
- Homer: What kind of a monster would humiliate me like this?
- [Cartoon Bart spray paints a logo on Angry Dad's back]
- Bart Simpson: This has been a Bartoon presentation, in association with Ay Carumba Entertainment.
- [Angry Dad turns around and growls]
- [while kids are coming up with their own comic book characters]
- Ralph: I'm called Ralph!
- [he draws on his face]
- Bart: Stan Lee came back?
- Comic Book Guy: Stan Lee never left. I'm afraid his mind is no longer in mint condition.
- Stan Lee: Say, aren't you the guy who was stalking Lynda Carter?
- Comic Book Guy: The term is "courting," thank you. The restraining order says "no-no," but her eyes say "yes-yes."
- [watching a green Homer being taken down by the cops]
- Stan Lee: He can't be the Hulk... I'M the Hulk!
- [rips his shirt open, growls, and tries to change into the Hulk]
- Comic Book Guy: Oh, please. You couldn't even change into Bill Bixby.
- Stan Lee: Come on, dammit, change!
- [continues to growl and signs]
- Stan Lee: Ah, forget it.
- [goes back to growling]
- Stan Lee: I really did it once.
- Comic Book Guy: Yes, yes. I just wish you had the power to leave my store.
- [they go back inside and Stan Lee starts growling again]
- Comic Book Guy: Almost had it there.
- [a police officer has mistaken a green-painted Homer for the Incredible Hulk]
- Stan Lee: He's not the Hulk... I'M the Hulk.
- [rips shirt, growls and tries to change into Hulk]
- Stan Lee: I don't understand, I did it once before.
- Comic Book Guy: Oh, please, you couldn't turn into Bill Bixby.