The Simpsons (TV Series)

I Am Furious Yellow (2002)

Hank Azaria: Kirk Van Houten, Luigi, Comic Book Guy, Carl, Moe Szyslak, Groundskeeper Seamus, Geoff Jenkins, Danger Dog, Radio Announcer, Stegosaurus, Lou Rawls, Milkman

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : Stan Lee came back?

  Comic Book Guy : Stan Lee never left. And I'm starting to think that his mind is no longer in mint condition.

• Bart : Stan Lee came back?

  Comic Book Guy : Stan Lee never left. I'm afraid his mind is no longer in mint condition.

• Stan Lee : Say, aren't you the guy who was stalking Lynda Carter?

  Comic Book Guy : The term is "courting," thank you. The restraining order says "no-no," but her eyes say "yes-yes."

• [watching a green Homer being taken down by the cops] 

  Stan Lee : He can't be the Hulk... I'M the Hulk!

  [rips his shirt open, growls, and tries to change into the Hulk] 

  Comic Book Guy : Oh, please. You couldn't even change into Bill Bixby.

  Stan Lee : Come on, dammit, change!

  [continues to growl and signs] 

  Stan Lee : Ah, forget it.

  [goes back to growling] 

  Stan Lee : I really did it once.

  Comic Book Guy : Yes, yes. I just wish you had the power to leave my store.

  [they go back inside and Stan Lee starts growling again] 

  Comic Book Guy : Almost had it there.

• [a police officer has mistaken a green-painted Homer for the Incredible Hulk] 

  Stan Lee : He's not the Hulk... I'M the Hulk.

  [rips shirt, growls and tries to change into Hulk] 

  Stan Lee : I don't understand, I did it once before.

  Comic Book Guy : Oh, please, you couldn't turn into Bill Bixby.