The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer's Barbershop Quartet (1993)

Shelby Grimm: Barney Gumble, Chief Wiggum

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : I'd like to thank you on behalf of the group, and I hope we passed the audition.

  [Everyone laughs] 

  Barney Gumble : [stops laughing]  I don't get it.

• Reporter : Uh, Barney, how did you join the group?

  Barney Gumble : They found me on the men's room floor.

  [thinking he's joking, the reporters laugh. Barney sheds a tear]