The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer the Moe (2001)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Woman #1

Quotes 

• [while Moe is away, Homer is in charge of the bar] 

  Homer : [picks up phone]  Hello?

  Bart : Uh, yeah, I'd like to speak to a Mr. Tabooger. First name Ollie.

  Homer : Ooh, Bart. My first prank call. What do I do?

  Bart : Just ask if anyone knows Ollie Tabooger.

  Homer : I don't get it.

  Bart : Yell out "I'll eat a booger".

  Homer : What's the gag?

  Bart : [sighs]  Oh, forget it.

  [hangs up] 

• Dr. Bob Kaufmann : Is there a lot of screaming at your house?

  Bart : Well, my dad's always yelling about the white man keeping him down.