The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer the Moe (2001)
Hank Azaria: Humungous, Moe Szyslak, Carl, Formico, Robot, Man #3
Quotes
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Moe : It's like my dad always said: eventually, everybody gets shot.
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Moe : You can't run a bar in your garage, it's illegal.
Homer : Bar? This isn't a bar. This is a hunting club.
Michael Stipe : You lied to us.
[Michael Stipe smashes a beer bottle and tries to attack Homer]
Peter Buck : Michael, no.
Mike Mills : It's not the R.E.M. way.
Michael Stipe : You're right. Come on, let's recycle these shards and get out of here.
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[At Moe's alma mater, the bartending college]
Professor : Moe Szyslak, you old glass wipe.
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Moe : I'm burned out on bartending. When I first saw the movie Ironweed I thought "this is for me"! But now, well.. I'm not so sure.